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[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Getting dangerously close to an actual shit post.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Riight? Mods can be a bit trigger happy on literal shit posts. I'm not bitter or anything about my high effort contribution to the world being removed. Promise.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I was always told not to shit where I eat

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

yeah don't do that, you gotta lift the counter before you shit.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

good way to get food poisoning, gi related infections.

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Think of the efficiency. You can microwave your hot pockets while on the toilet. No reason to ever get up.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Man if i lived there i would start out with the best intentions- never use it when cooking, always close the lid before flushing, always close the cabinet when you leave it. In a month I'd be shitting while making food and leave it on toilet mode 24/7

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

With my ADHD I wouldn't last a week

[–] hamsamrich@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

I’d be afraid I’d get drunk and poop in the oven while trying to boil noodles in the toilet

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When I was apartment hunting in Paris some 20 years ago I stumbled across one like this, but it was built on a sort of drawer so that the toilet slid out forward.

Imagine making food for your invites and one of them has to take a shit.

Another was a combined shower and "turkish toilet" (a hole in the ground), just remove the floor in the shower and shit apparently.

Wild times.

[–] MarauderIIC@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So was the one that slid out a chemical toilet or such? Or was its plumbing like a flexible dryer vent? I'm hung up on how the plumbing would work

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

It was a chemical toilet :-)

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Are we sure this isn't a van or something?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

No, that's clearly a toilet

[–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Not sure about the brick patterns on the back but the side walls has tiles. Highly doubt anyone would be tiling a RV. Most likely one of those cheap microscopic studio apartments made for renting.

[–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

The chair should be raised a bit so you comfortably can rest your arms on the counter. I'd be pooping and eating cheese sammiches.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

eco friendly wood veneers and galvanized square steel

also tfw i was gonna link a home design 365 video but the channel got hacked by some bullshit AI jesus nonsense. Feels bad man.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MtuAOYPl1Yc

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

They heard the saying "don't shit where you eat" and took that as a challenge.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Having guests would be... fun.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Pass me a coke would ya? Thanks.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Built in Squatty Potty FTW!

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is."

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

This is how a lot of campers/RVs/tiny homes roll....

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Don't be giving airliner companies any ideas !