I mean if it's just a question of work i would do it, but it costs a ton of money as you said.

Supposedly i am violating this article:

SECTION 4: YOUR OBLIGATIONS

Article 4.1 Prohibited Activities

You must only accept payments and process them through Mollie’s Payment Module for the lawful sale and provision of legal products and services according to the Organisation’s country of establishment, the Customer’s country and the Netherlands. There are certain categories of Organisations and activities for which the Payment Services cannot be used. Most of these categories are imposed by the Financial Institutions and Intermediaries and applicable Scheme Rules used by Mollie to process Transactions. Mollie keeps a list of prohibited activities. Mollie has made the full list of prohibited activities, products and services available on its website. Mollie can, at any time and without prior notice, change this list, and remove or add activities or services. Mollie may also decide, at its own discretion, to decline products and services that are not explicitly mentioned on the list, but which pose an unacceptable risk to Mollie based on its internal policies.

By registering with Mollie, you confirm that you will not use our services for activities other than those approved during registration or explicitly approved by Mollie afterwards. If Mollie thinks or suspects that you are nevertheless accepting payments for prohibited activities as referred to in this Agreement, you must cease these prohibited activities immediately at Mollie's request. If you do not cease the prohibited activities within the period set by Mollie, Mollie reserves the right to suspend your Account and/or terminate this Agreement with immediate effect. In case of doubt, you should contact Mollie Support for further information. If Mollie determines that your activities pose a risk to it that cannot be remedied, Mollie reserves the right to terminate this Agreement with immediate effect and without prior notice for such activities. Any Fines imposed by an Intermediary in relation to a breach of this section are payable by the Organisation.

This is my shop

https://catcrafts.net/shop

Im not even selling anything at the moment, and even if i was linux phones aren't illegal?

At first i tought donations were prohibited but they are allowed?

https://help.mollie.com/hc/nl/articles/115000632489-Kan-ik-Mollie-gebruiken-om-giften-te-ontvangen

This is the list of prohibited activities:

https://help.mollie.com/hc/en-us/articles/115000939369-Which-products-and-services-does-Mollie-not-accept

I can only think that they banned me under "Hacking or cracking tools" because they found the word "flashed" scary sounding.

Netherlands, i can acsess my bank's API no issue, that's how i made my current bank transfer integration, but card payments are now impossible.

What i ment with bank transfer is that people send money to my bank account with a payment reference, and i poll the bank API to see if a payment has arrived with that reference.

No my bank doesn't allow me to send SEPA debit, I don't have a consumer bank account i have a business account but they still don't allow it.

That leaves domains. Can’t self host those

You mean DNS? Absolutely can self host those if you have a stable IP address. I ran djbdns for years, although it was on a xen VPS slice in a datacenter, not in my home.

The information you file with your domain registrar includes at least two IP addresses (which can be the same) and names (which must be different) for the primary name resolvers for your domain. The registrar communicates those to the right upstream layer - in the case of .com, that means a query to a.gtld-servers.net asking for an NS record for example.com will get a response with your DNS server’s name (perhaps a.ns.example.com or ns1.example.com) as well as a “glue” answer (in the same response) of an A record that defines the IP address for that name. Any recursive resolver will then ask your server for the subdomain records.

You can update records on your nameserver at any time, but you’re subject to some delays in updating those glue records and it’s not automated, so you really don’t want them to be dynamic addresses.

It gets more complicated with DNSSEC.

As far as i can tell this seems to be a dashboard for payment processors, not a self hosted payment processor.

Ive looked into it and maybe i understand it wrong but isn't this just crypto?

Isn't this already what people do when they pay with EURC?

buy EURC at an exchange, get it into their wallet, send it to my wallet, i sell the EURC for EUR at an exchange?

This seems very interesting. I'll take a look thanks!