Cylon cutlery
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Pfft, amateur.
Ah, I see we're using the "Fuck You" silverware collection tonight
I call the half spoon half fork!
Half spork!
Gotta go with the spoon nunchucks IMO
Don't buy cutlery from the Backrooms
My new favourite cutlery manufacturer
cheaper than I expected
What? No spoon with a hole in it?
Conventional tripe.
They get worse the more you look
So is the ice scoop for soup and the spade for dessert? Actually a tiny garden themed cake with a space spoon would be cute as fuck.
Is that a grapefruit spoon?
I don't know, they have their charm. I wonder if those look worse or better in real life, but I wouldn't run away from a place serving those utensils
If I could pick one of each utensil from each set, I'd buy them in a heartbeat. It would be really interesting to see people choosing different utensils for different meals, I bet those choices would correlate with personality traits!
Looks like the right tools to rob a kidney.
cow utensils
Any other audhd people seeing these things and think they’re TIHI?
I actually love them. I do find it delightful how we, as a community, have such strong but varied preferences when it comes to cutlery
I never cease being reminded that trying to pigeonhole ND people by their “condition” never works. That’s why it’s a spectrum.
I like them. If they weren't as expensive as they are, I'd actually buy them.
AI silverware.
these existed way before LLM were a thing. I remember my brother having cutleries similar to these in the 2010s.
Check other comments. It’s real. Just posh artists
these could kill an autistic person
I'm guessing you no longer want to have friends?
I imagine for the dinner there would be a microtonal waltz playing in the background.
Cow Tools.
This is the exact type of dinnerware I'd expect Delia Deetz to have.
My first thought was Beetlejuice, yeah.
I believe Shakespeare did a play about a guy who suffered a fate very similar to the fate that would befall you at this dinner party.
Out of curiosity, do you happen to know a man named Brutus?
Don't Starve' Maxwell's cuttlery?
I feel like this is what a Tim Burton dinner party would look like
I hope you wouldn't mind being stabbed with that dorky fork while I melt the rest down to make a proper spoon.
Star Trek flatware.
Is it? I was joking to someone that this would go great with Star Trek china plates.
Sliverware
For some reason, all I can think of is Edward Scissorhands. They do look very Tim Burton-esque - maybe Beetlejuice?
I want these though
Don't know if it's AI or if it's real but for some reason i would hate being forced to use these to eat, i hate the way it looks.
I get nauseous just looking at these utensils, anyone else around with weird-fork fobia?
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