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You must realize you have to...
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Do you mean pee by yourself?
Yeah. That's what I do everytime I need to pee myself. I mean, the furthest you might be able to pee is just a few feet away from yourself. So yeah, I always pee by myself too. Always nearby. It's not a magical problem. It's totally normal. And if you try to pee a few feet away from you, they might punch your lights out. It turns out people don't like their feet peed on. But what can you do?
Idk if maybe my or your english is bad but i dont get it. Or maybe im just stupid or you are trolling who knows
I mean, I do pee by myself most of the time too. Not only do I besides my self, but I always pee alone. I don't pee on myself. Not anymore. But I do pee myself and you too probably pee yourself.
Pee yourself!
this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2026
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