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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 57 points 2 days ago

Dolly was a powerful voice for "I don't care who these people are, you treat them right", and we're worse off without her because of that

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

An extremely rare example of someone who became rich but seemingly lost no empathy.

Wouldn't the tit fairy be for getting rid of boobs?

[-] Quokka@quokk.au 46 points 2 days ago

It’s a tit for tit thing.

[-] Not_Dav3@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

OP's wife's friend, waking up from top surgery: Wait, where's Dolly Parton?

Doctor, looking very serious: Who do you think we gave your tits to?

[-] notabot@piefed.social 14 points 2 days ago

I'd expect it to be sone kind of redistribution system. After all, you've got to do something with them after taking them.

[-] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

they melt em down to get the serial number off

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago

I’ve always advocated for taking them and giving them to earth.

Let’s give mother Gaia a set of huge knockers.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Take that, flat earthers

[-] gray@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 days ago

She's powerful and could probably do either one

[-] kayohtie@pawb.social 4 points 2 days ago

That is what "top surgery" tends to mean, yes.

[-] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

"Her" top surgery, likely the addition.

Dolly was also fairly well known for hers

[-] kayohtie@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago

Ah thank you, that's true, I feel silly missing that.

[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago

Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2026
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