I love that tiny niche of memes made from pictures of Actors reading they're script.
I only take positive drugs, negative drugs are so depressing..
If you're finished invading my privacy, may I return to work now? Or do you also want to look at my browser history? How about my social media accounts?
I had to take a background check last year that essentially gave them the rights to reach out to anybody that has possibly known me my entire life.
For a job I was already working. So incredibly invasive.
ok whatever, dude
"No, I paid a prostitute to pee in a bottle. I mean, yeah, I'm weird."
Well Mr. MacGyver, the good news is you are drug free. The bad news is you are pregnant and have herpes and syphillis.
That's OK, I don't believe in syphilis!
Found trumps account.
Shh! That's classified!
I mentally declare this whole thread classified!
O okay, carry on, then,
When I started gender transition I was a nominal cis het guy working at a conservative engineering company in Texas. As I grew my hair out and my features started inexplicably softening, guess who always got selected for the "random" drug tests?
Let me get a hit of dat life my wizza
The great thing about being weird is that nobody knows when you're on drugs.
Hallucinogens don't show up on most workplace drug tests
I see you passed the drug test; have you been coming into work on LSD everyday?
Weird doesn't take drugs, or weird acts like that but isn't on drugs.
I've stopped asking, got used to being judged I guess.
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