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[-] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 9 points 1 month ago

Sir, this isn't a Wendy's.

[-] yxc999@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[-] tea_n_typewriters@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That’ll be $430, please pull up to the first window.

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

I think you probably can, yes.

[-] mbp@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

But may you? No.

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

drive to the second window

[-] Leeks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Nobody is stopping you.

[-] prostatitis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] tyler@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Can I have a junior western bacon chee. A JUNIOR western bacon chee, I’m trying to watch my figure.

[-] lemmygarden@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

How many people in your party?

[-] Krudler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I decline answering

[-] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Maybe at other locations, but we dont serve onion rings here...

[-] beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Would you like anything to drink with that?

[-] spacegoat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yes send me $33 over Venmo

[-] TraipsersWill@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Would you order me a large coffee, black, while you're there?
I almost have the tire changed.

[-] bleustenns@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Make me make it. Pussy. Ptchough.

[-] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago
this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2026
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