Sir, this isn't a Wendy's.
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I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
That’ll be $430, please pull up to the first window.
I think you probably can, yes.
But may you? No.
drive to the second window
Nobody is stopping you.
And then?
Can I have a junior western bacon chee. A JUNIOR western bacon chee, I’m trying to watch my figure.
How many people in your party?
I decline answering
Maybe at other locations, but we dont serve onion rings here...
Would you like anything to drink with that?
Yes send me $33 over Venmo
Would you order me a large coffee, black, while you're there?
I almost have the tire changed.
Make me make it. Pussy. Ptchough.
No
NO?
Nope
this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2026
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