Wiped out: US faces surging toilet paper prices amid trade war with Canada (www.theguardian.com)

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[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 12 hours ago

Bum gun FTW

[-] username_1@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 13 hours ago

I am sure USA's gloriousness worth such a small inconvenience. Who needs toilet paper when you can make your country great again? Can you even be great while having toilet paper? Only sissy-snotty-nongreat-pussies need toilet paper!

[-] naeap@sopuli.xyz 1 points 12 hours ago

Especially with some diarrhea epidemic still around

[-] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

I’m imagining a sea of angry red-hatted morons shaking their tiny, shit-smeared fists in anger. Get your house in order and you can have nice things again. Might be time to put down the Big Gulp and take some kind of action? … Naw.

this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2026

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