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You wouldn't download furniture
(lemmy.nz)
By @Enalys@mastodon.zergy.net
ipea
you what
Do they have custom dragon emojis?
Are they uploading them individually with every use, or is it like a mask they can apply to their account?
I have plans to make a few furniture, then upload the plans to Codeberg. It is however extremely hard to source materials locally, because a few companies have monopolized the wood supply (unless you're fine with chipboards), and otherwise you were supposed to buy something by Ikea (I want to get away from "furnitureslop" produced by Ikea).
What CAD program do you use to design furniture?
Blender, no plugins.
Deranged. Godspeed.
Yeah, you can get them from Ipkea, but note that it's only available as flatpak from them.
ip what you did there
I suppose an iptable setup correctly could allow you to watch IPTV...
I'm going to sell iptoilets and call my store ipfreely...
The ipfurniture is right next to my fsfur
You guys won't believe this, but the movie series "IP Man" has nothing to do with computers.
Is it about copyright?
Maybe they'll lean in and make the 6th one IPv6 Man.
And if so... Dawg with nftables 💀
lost all my money on these damn nftables
Damn, that's why we need aitables in their place
I misconfigured my ipdoor and can't get in anymore
This happened to Facebook in 2021. They messed up their DNS and employee badges stopped working.
it's always DNS
So theres also a iphone?
I've never really seen the advantage over a standard hone.
Alfred: What's a htub, Sir?
Yes...for sharpening your knives.
I use ipchains to fasten my iptables and ipchairs.
Now that's a throwback. I remember the migration from ipchains to iptables taking forever, kinda like the migration to nftables now.
Maybe they keep getting confused with nfdesks?
nftables sounds like a descriptor for a crypto scam.
We like getting ipkinky with the ipchains and the ipwhips and the ipgags.
An SQL clause walks into a bar. It walks up to two tables and asks: "Can I join you?"
I only buy ipfurniture at Ipcap’n Clark’s Ipottoman Empire.
It’s like describing a ipdog to someone who’s never seen one, then asking them to draw one
What's ipdog?
Not much, ip are you?
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The one in Ipswitch?
is backrooms a secret NSA project after the success of backdoors?
Iproute2 is hilarious for French speakers who have the sense of humour of a 6 years old like I do.
(Spoiler, I can be read as I fart too)
Lol
is there any sequence of letters that can't be read as fart in french? in don't speak french so i say non
nfkea is the new hotness
ipkea
I tried to shop there, but I wasn't allowed to enter the store.
something something ipman
Even Ipsets.
Where can I get rainbowtables?
Next to the gold pot at the end of a rainbow
At the RAM bank.
They make a nice server rack, for what it's worth
My sons reply:
Brilliant lol
this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2026
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