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Unless they were actually in the military and saw combat, strangely enough.

[-] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago

People get mad when I decide to act on "I choose the lives if Iranian civilians over the lives of US soldiers". There's no joke there but I don't see people joking about civilians getting to live another day because troops moral is so low

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 23 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Why don't churches allow WiFi?

Tap for spoilerThey don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually does something

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 hour ago

I'm stealing this thank you.

[-] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 41 points 5 hours ago

But I like dark humour.

Every day hundreds of sex offenders go to the police station, then they clock in.

Terrible shame that assassination attempt on Trump. Just a little to the right and we would be having a party right now.

[-] ODuffer@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I find it amazing as a country with the right to bear arms, you're all such a shit shot. When it comes to Ronald.

[-] StumblingWasabi@lemmy.today 0 points 2 hours ago

Most of the people that like having guns support the orange

[-] QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 2 points 5 hours ago

So he hadn't announced Vance as his VP pick.. What would have happened if justice had been served that day. Would Kamala Harris run unopposed?

[-] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 6 points 4 hours ago

Would Kamala Harris run unopposed?

Definitely not. The convention would still have happened and a candidate would have been nominated to run. The timeline and internal party politics would have been drastically altered, though.

Even if the Repubs didn't nominate someone, there were still third parties running that would have probably just filled the void.

[-] QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 17 points 5 hours ago

Unlike you snowflakes I'm not so easily triggered sees a transperson becomes irate and erect

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

MAYBE I AM, BUT I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT LIKE A MATURE ADULT.

put on your latest angry song [currently Wage Wars Get Rich Die Handsome by The Mountain Goats] and go punch a bag of cat food. what did you expect me to say?

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

(And ashamed (because he thought his momma spanked the gay out of him))

[-] UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip 70 points 7 hours ago
[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago

But how many of them does it take to change a light bulb?

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 17 points 7 hours ago

None, they cant stop chortling once the bulb goes out. Someone else has to do it.

[-] tyranny@crazypeople.online 59 points 8 hours ago

joke about killing police officers and listen to a chorus of 'not cool bro' regardless of your gender

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

What's a good joke that would upset the "yell-at-the-strawman-inside-my-truck" crowd?

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 hours ago

Make Charlie Kirk the punchline

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I'm not sure internally I ever moved past my edgy humor highschool self who made immature, sarcastic, and super past the line jokes

I'm also a damn dirty commie so yeah I'd laugh at it

[-] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 34 points 7 hours ago
[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 17 points 7 hours ago

No no, they're not considering suicide, they're just applying to pilot those F-18 submarines!

[-] Carl@anarchist.nexus 13 points 7 hours ago

If F-18’s aren’t meant to be in the water, why does the navy keep throwing them into the ocean?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

i thought they started dunking f35s lately

[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 hours ago

They just want an excuse to punch down and feel powerful.

[-] albbi@piefed.ca 9 points 6 hours ago

Whenever you make jokes about the military you always start with the marine core. Why? Beca by the time you're done they've understood the first line.

Seamus Kennedy - Armed Forces Tribute

Love this 'song'. Full of armed services jokes. What does MARINE stand for? Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential.

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 hours ago

TBF I always enjoyed the USMC's humor towards themselves. I don't think anyone burns them harder they do and they go way low, like having drill chants about disintegrating marriages and Jody fucking their wives

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 14 points 7 hours ago

"Netanyahu? More like Genocidetoyou, amirite?"

"wtf bro that's antisemitic!!!!"

[-] QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 6 points 5 hours ago

I'm about to say something so blatantly antisemitic that it qualifies me to be Head of the SS.

It is wrong to murder children.

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 15 points 7 hours ago

Make a joke about Trump and suddenly they want to fist-fight you.

Such fragile snowflakes.

[-] QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 8 points 5 hours ago

When Trump asks "What is a woman?" It has nothing to do with transpeople, he's just mistaken 12 for the age of consent again.

[-] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

😂 No suddenly they want to talk a lot about fist fighting and how they can't because they'd probably kill you and forced laugh their way back to their safe space

[-] Shrubbery@piefed.social 4 points 6 hours ago

Careful when joking about religion on Piefed, you'll get slaughtered ... with upvotes.

[-] QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 2 points 5 hours ago

God is either evil, impotent, or imaginary. That is the only explanation for the suffering in the world.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

the explanation for why my god allows suffering is my god is distracted trying to find their lost teapot. it makes tea just the way they like it. and yes, they are imaginary but that doesn't make them any less shut uppy.

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

It might be low hanging fruit but I'm not above it. Though there is a Catholic guy around who hasn't learned to not provoke the hornet nest yet and I try to be nice to him

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 7 hours ago

When you tell them that you are Charley Kirk and you are carrying the torch

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