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[–] mojo@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago

Over confidence and coffee are the only unit tests I need

[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Let us be real honest, rarely your code isn't completely broken.

[–] Avg@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

I once wrote a script from beginning to end that executed correctly the first time I ran, I spent the next 30 minutes troubleshooting.

[–] DawnOfRiku@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Running it in a test environment and then not having users test (vendor upgrade, in-house internal-facing app, or integration), and then being ordered to put it in prod, then people start mentioning the things they should've been mentioning all along. Can't blame them, as our timelines are short and every department is overworked and varying degrees of being understaffed.