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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

"I've crafted these massive eyes through generations of slaughter and dismemberment. Epochs of genocide molded us, catered our destiny to us upon plates spilling over with an endless feast of pulsing viscera. We're no more hardy, but we are aware. No longer the simple prey item we used to be. We see you long before you might ever find us."

People-
"Hehe, big eyes make it look like an egg baby."

(And they are darn cute, never will I deny that)

Not too tan, but quite egg-shaped.

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Pixar movie when?

this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2026
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"When I'm a small prey mammal and I've evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg"


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