Are we now on facebook or what?
This just looks like useless body shaming. Who cares about dick size?
People who don't want micro steroid cocks?
The ancient greeks did. They belivee that the larger your penis was, the less virtue you had
And Aristotle spent half of Politics defending slavery while his thought granddad Plato said fire is hot because it's shaped like a pyramid, which is why it's the best element for cutting things, which is, qed, what makes it feel hot. Being cut.
No thanks. I've had bad experiences with orange people.
Steroids.
Never skip penis day.

Who is this gentleman? He looks like Robert Picardo to me.
That's Dean Norris! He's probably best known for his role as Walter White's DEA brother-in-law Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad (the source of the above gif). You may also have seen him in Starship Troopers, where he looked the exact same despite being 20ish years younger.
Starship Troopers! Thanks!
Steroids make your peepee small
2nd guy's head looks like it's not supposed to be on that body

The bronzing grease is such a strange tradition. It's like black face but backwards
NANOMACHINES SON
I believe that's Nick Walker
Funny
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