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[-] ImInLoveWithLife@lemmy.world 21 points 2 hours ago

Isn't this the same piece of shit that shoved his service weapon down someone's throat during sex, used Flock to stalk his ex, casually used racial slurs in texts, and threw the Nazi salute in photos? Don't worry, I already know it is, but it's probably just your average Tuesday for most county deputies in Florida.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 6 points 32 minutes ago

Isn't this the same piece of shit that shoved his service weapon down someone's throat during sex, used Flock to stalk his ex, casually used racial slurs in texts, and threw the Nazi salute in photos

You're gonna have to be more specific /s

[-] prostatitis@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

FHP also did not address how it might respond to public concerns that the deputy may have received special treatment.

mhm

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 20 points 2 hours ago

The Florida Highway Patrol caught Brevard County Deputy of the Year Michael Fultz riding his motorcycle 111 mph while off duty in February but did not arrest him under Florida’s ‘Super Speeder’ law, News 6 has learned.

Instead, the FHP trooper issued Fultz a civil traffic citation for exceeding the posted speed limit by 9 mph, records show.

“I’m not going to take you to jail, Fultz,” Trooper Joshua Provencher told the deputy, according to a video recording of the traffic stop obtained by News 6. “Obviously you and I are buddies. I’m not trying to show favoritism, either.”

[-] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 hours ago

Well, to be fair, as long as he said he's not showing favoritism, that means he's not showing favoritism. I see nothing wrong here and I'm glad these stand up guys don't get in trouble.

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 9 points 2 hours ago

Oh well if there's no favoritism. So you or I could do that and he obviously would do the same thing. Or someone who was a different color or religion. No favoritism.

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 21 points 2 hours ago

Besides speeding, records indicate Fultz did not have an endorsement on his driver license that is required to operate a motorcycle.

What's the phrase? "Never commit two crimes at the same time". I guess we need to add "...unless you're a cop, and then its all cool, bro".

[-] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

Isnt this the guy that also stalked his ex with Flock, put his service gun in her mouth, etc etc?

[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago

He looks like a husky version of Dangle from Reno 911.

[-] BadNewsNobody@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

New boot goofin'

this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2026
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