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What do Raccoons eat?
(lemmy.nz)
Erm, actually. They eat trash.
Cat food, after somehow opening the chip-reading cat door from the outside.
Also marshmallows, particularly if you leave a bag outside to go grab your graham crackers from the truck
An easier question woukd be "what wont they eat?"
A collapsing neutron star.
Oh and maybe that Surströmming smelly fish stuff
They'd eat those, too.
maybe that Surströmming smelly fish stuff
I don't know about that; given some of the things raccoons eat they might take it gladly and ask for seconds. 🤔️
I googled it and now I want to eat it.
Fruits are treats, they should be having much more veggies, and you need more protein/meat.
Who me?
Yes. (Assuming you're also an omnivore.)
Also the raccoons.
One single uncooked Impossible breakfast sausage.
What do raccoons eat, or what should raccoons eat?
Which came first, the trash panda or the trash can? 🤔
The trash can came first. But the raccoon immediately recognized its true purpose. 😂
Why else would they evolve masks? Those sneaky lil buggers
this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2026
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