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[-] daggermoon@piefed.world 4 points 33 minutes ago* (last edited 30 minutes ago)

That's not what that is.

Edit: On a side note: I think bondage masks are ugly as fuck and the opposite of sexy. Am I alone here?

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 49 minutes ago

A lil' hotdog for your eyeball

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago

Which hole does the hotdog go in

[-] we_need_more_dwellings@piefed.world 2 points 30 minutes ago

Square hole :-)

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 hours ago

The hotdog goes in the bottom hole, mayo goes into one of the upper ones at your discretion

[-] my_hat_stinks@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

Got it, hotdog in bottom hole... Now what do I do with the mask?

[-] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 3 hours ago

absolute ovum for the eyes

[-] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

I mean...technically it is a 'hotdog' eating mask

[-] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago
[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 3 hours ago

I mean, that's the joke!

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 5 points 3 hours ago

That actually really is a bargain price. I'm sure something like this would cost at least $100 new, maybe much more.

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

With second hand I'd worry about sanitation through, is it really possible to clean the seams well enough to make it worth it?

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

All the seller has to do is tell the buyer that they are a dirty slut and to put it on and they would have no choice but to.

I believe it's all part of the first competitive hotdog eating charter.

[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

You wear this and lose to some skinny Asian guy.

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