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[-] PetteriPano@lemmy.world 12 points 2 hours ago

When I opened my fridge I there was a bottle that said "soy sauce" on shelf.

I didn't want to be rude, so I said "¡Hola Sauce! Soy PetteriPano".

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 hour ago

Hola milk!

Or is it 1% milk?

[-] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago

Hello, I am lent green.

[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 hours ago

And of course, "Hello, I am sauce." -soy sauce

[-] Octavio@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago

Still kinda disappointed nobody has come up with a brand of soy milk called "Soy Capitan!"

this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2026

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