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[-] banazir@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 days ago

Thank god it's not Alot, because

Hyperbole and half: Alot

[-] the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Admirable joke. I bet you're outstanding in your field!

[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

Don't worry it'll be a walk in the park.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I make this joke whenever we park the car. Or bikes. In a parking lot.

The best part is my wife still laughs.

I said it as i was getting out of the car for band practice last week. I think it's a 50 car parking lot. There actually is a second lot connecting to it (like a 20 car lot) for a school, so I'm going to have to sit down with a map one of these days and figure out where the lines of the Itchy Lot are and Be Fucking Accurate next time i make this joke.

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I have a word for you:

Plethora

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Cool colour grading if it's your pic

[-] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago

thank you! it's mine actually!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

it feels very transitory and still at the same time. i love it. you capture the juxtaposition of motion and stillness, silence and noise, it's really good. also you've got excellent framing. it's existential and absurd.

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 1 points 2 days ago

You are going the wrong way!

Agree. The image is kind of intriguing - and I can't put my finger on why

[-] Ertain@feddit.online 3 points 2 days ago

I know the feeling. The thought of losing your car in that place, and wandering aimlessly. It happens to me sometimes.

this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2026
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