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[-] Souvenir@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights."

  • Charlie Kirk
[-] nodiratime@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Death penalties should be public, should be quick, it should be televised. I think at a certain age, its an initiation...What age should you start to see public executions?

Kirk, before he got kirked.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

If you want a dash instead of a list bullet, you have to escape it (or use an em dash):

\- (or —)

[-] Souvenir@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I feel a bullet better honours Charlie Kirk's legacy.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

up to you whether you stick your neck out like that

[-] doleo@lemmy.one 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think bullet is more fitting, in this case

[-] mathemachristian@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

😂 nice one

[-] doleo@lemmy.one 10 points 1 month ago

Does it have a cornhole on the neck?

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 9 points 1 month ago
[-] humble_boatsman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Thanks I was afraid it was Pennsylvania

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 1 month ago
[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

Goebel Farms

Someone tell the writers they're being a little too obvious.

[-] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Goebel you say.. I wonder if they modified their surname to something slightly more palatable after the war, but weren't very creative.

Am I wrong or have they still not found any evidence for the shooter to be associated with any left-wing groups or movements? Seems like it's still a churchgoing, gun-loving, right-wing, Mormon boy who "had enough of his [Kirk's] hatred" and thought, "there is too much evil and the guy spreads too much hate" so did what he'd been brought up to do - eradicate evil... seems like Kirk is only a martyr for the ideology of hate?

This cornfield is truly peak vice-signalling.

[-] deathmetaldawgy@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah if you read anything about his politics it’s just the same incoherent nonsense it always is with shooters. They don’t follow praxis they follow insanity cuz principled people don’t get the idea that they can take out the president or really anybody successfully, and we know it doesn’t really do anything. Luigi ain’t even a leftist, even his politics are kinda crazy

[-] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Someone should plant tomatoes in the neck area.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

That's a weird Hyrule geoglyph.

[-] RiverRock@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Why'd they make his face all big

[-] boovard@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Is the entrance in the neck?

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Can't tell if it's an entry or exit

1000004294

[-] ferric_carcinization@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure it's entry. I think that the exit wound is on the other side.

[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It would be pretty funny if someone dug a hole in the neck.

[-] notptr@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

I'm surprise this showed up on fedi.

Not really surprise this happen, trump did hold rally in Evansville during his first term.

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