It's Pants or PantsPants or "The Art of Pants"

Chore Daddy is cleared to snore daddy

"you ready for a lathering from chores daddy?"

What part is sad to you?

I don't see any sadness here, just the joy of finding fun in stupid everyday things no matter your age, and even when nobody is looking.

Most dishwashers rinse first. They do a short cycle with just water. It removes the big debris, helps prevent redepositing of debris, and if your machine has an "auto" or "sensing" mode, its using the rinse water to determine how dirty the dishes are and what cycle it needs to run them at.

Soap isnt dispensed until after this for the wash cycle.

Pro-tip: a better pre-wash cycle can be obtained by running your sink faucet hot water until it comes out hot, so the initial rinse cycle is hotter. You can also sprinkle some powdered detergent in the rinse tub when you start to get a more powerful preclean.

They must've meant to put turn on washer right? The rinse cycle comes after, but I think they wanted some shorthand.

I have fixed the pump that drains the washer. Completely dissembled and cleaned the whole dang machine. Replaced the the food disposal. Faucet replaced as well. I feel a little versed on this matter as I know my way around a kitchen. As long as it is not too dirty you can chuck that shit in the washer. Just clean the filter between washes. Use the cheep detergent tabs and get the cheap knock off jet dry and you are golden. If the shit stinks check the hose that connects to the disposal and clean that shit. Also Diatomaceous earth and bed bug traps is all you need to get rid of bed bugs if you catch them in time. Chemicals do not work and are a waste of money. Diatomaceous earth is fucking awsome but don't breath it in. It is rock dust