The problem is not the menstruation crustacean station, how can it be? It's amazing. The problem is they aren't suited for each other.
Where the hell do I get one of these? My wife would love it.
The problem is not the menstruation crustacean station, how can it be? It's amazing. The problem is they aren't suited for each other.
Where the hell do I get one of these? My wife would love it.
You can get one for $900:
https://www.milystatue.com/product/hot-sale-fiberglass-lobster-butler-statue-with-tray-mlfs-007/
$900?? Damn the inflation of the menstruation crustacean station
Why in tarnation can't we afford the menstruation crustacean station? I guess we'll need a donation.
Imagine living with someone who's able to spend $900 on a silly joke, and then ask them to move out because one or the jokes wasn't good enough. Rich people have such weird solutions to their problems.
I saw a “menstruation crustacean” at Walmart recently but it was a heating pad. Had to do a double take
Shouldn't it be "crustacean menstruation station"? Putting "crustacean" first will distinguish it from other menstruation stations, such as a cetacean menstruation station or a Croatian menstruation station.
The Cretaceon (sp?) menstruation station is held up by the Jurassic park skeleton.
But there could be other crustacean stations such as a carnation crustacean station. 
Not to be confused with a Tarnation Crustacean Station. Though I'm gonna have to ask you to picture that for yourselves...
Looks more like a crustacean carnation station, imo
This guy Englishes.
And you're right. The purpose of the station is holding menstruation material. It's a menstruation station. And type is crustacean.
A menstruation crustation in the urination station.
The menstruation sanitation crustacean station in the place of urination.
The menstruation sanitation crustacean station in the urination location.
The menstruation sanitation crustacean station in the location of urination and defecation.
./thread
It is counterproductive to boil the crustacean before forcing them into labor.
You don't deserve her!
She sounds a bit crabby.
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