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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/71043095

One hand, full extension, no hesitation. The laws of physics were consulted and chose not to comment. The prophecy never said the sword would be light.

Credit: Andrew R Gamboa

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[-] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 weeks ago

I HAVE THE POWER

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

"I studied the Blade."

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Off camera is a girlfriend saying, "Oh my god..." as she facepalms and walks away in an effort to seem disassociated to any nearby public.

[-] QuizzaciousOtter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't agree. But if your mind goes straight to those types of thoughts, you can probably find a community online that'd care.

Though sounds like maybe you've already found them and it's spilling out a bit. I dunno, not my jam.

[-] Sirius006@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

My 5yo daughter would be way more enthusiastic than me in this situation.

She would not be able to lift the stick though, so it would only be spiritual indeed.

[-] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Malica@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

Us girls appreciate a legendary blade as well

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

When I was a boy, yes. But, as a man, I'd hesitate to lift something like that.

On a "spiritual level"? Yeah, okay.

[-] bus_factor@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

When did you grow out of having fun?

[-] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

No but my wrist is screaming in pain, suffering, and a wierd clicking sound thinking of even trying this.

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

One day, we all hit an age where we realize we're the mentor, not the hero.

"I'd take a blade to the chest any day to see you become the man I knew you'd always be. Pulls your head close Don't let my sacrifice be in vain! Blegggghhhhhh"

this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2026
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