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[-] yakko@feddit.uk 5 points 52 minutes ago

I feel like I could bust out of that much duct tape. Madness is wasted on the old.

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 points 15 seconds ago

I fucking did when I was like 15.

Some bullies thought it would be a fun "prank" to duct tape me to a support pillar. But they did a pretty shit job of it and I was able to shrug it off without too much effort. They looked very sad about that.

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 points 17 minutes ago
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2026
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