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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by supersquirrel@lemmy.ca to c/LeopardsAteMyFace@lemmy.ca

Leopards taped me to my damn seat and then stole my job! All just because I violently and loudly denied the basic humanity of some vulnerable groups in an enclosed space with strangers until I had to be forcibly restrained!

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[-] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago
[-] supersquirrel@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Why did the duct cross the road?

To tape my ass DOWN

[-] waltersf@bookwyr.me 11 points 1 month ago

real estate agent

😔tsk tsk tsk. :amerikkkant: is still letting class traitors roam free.

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

But he owned the libs.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Alcohol’s a helluva drug

this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2026
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