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[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 25 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

This is perfectly sensical. The speaker owns less humans than have visited Berlin.

[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

In German there is this one poem made of contradictions:

Dunkel war's, der Mond schien helle,
als ein Auto blizeschnelle
langsam um die runde Ecke bog.
Drinnen sassen stehend Leute,
schweigend ins Gespräch vertieft

And I foget the rest....

[-] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago

Small correction (you missed a line and rhyme) plus additional lines. There are variations, I'm just reciting the one I know, as best as I know it.

Dunkel war's, der Mond schien helle,
Schnee lag auf der Sommerflur
als ein Auto blizeschnelle
langsam um die runde Ecke fuhr.
Drinnen sassen stehend Leute,
schweigend ins Gespräch vertieft
Als ein totgeschoss'ner Hase
auf der Sandbank Schlittschuh lief.

Und ein blondgelockter Jüngling
mit kohlrabenschwarzem Haar
saß auf einer grünen Banke,
die rot angestrichen war.
Neben ihm ne alte Schrulle,
die grad siebzehn Jahr alt war,
und sie aß 'ne Butterstulle
die mit Schmalz bestrichen war.

As for a translation, slightly liberal due to missing vocabulary:

It was dark, the moon shone brightly
snow covered the summer meadows
when a car rapidly
slowly rounded the curved corner
Within, people sat standing
in deep, silent conversation,
when a rabit, shot dead,
ice-skated on the sandbank

And a blonde-curled youth
with hair black as a raven
sat on a green bench
which was painted red.
Next to him an old shrew,
who was barely seventeen,
and she ate a buttered bread
with a spread of lard

[-] Chrobin@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 4 hours ago

In German, we have "Nachts ist es kälter als draußen", which means "at night, it's colder than outside"

[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 hours ago

Bier schmeckt besser als im Glas

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 86 points 5 hours ago

The opposite is "garden path sentences" that seem incorrect or gibberish at first, but then make sense once you've correctly parsed them.

"The old man the boat"

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 2 hours ago
[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 hour ago

Elderly people pilot the watercraft

[-] Redjard@reddthat.com 2 points 1 hour ago

The seniors crew the ship

[-] awfulawful@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

The old [people] man (as a verb) the boat.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago
[-] blueduck@piefed.social 47 points 4 hours ago

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 2 hours ago

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a day, give a man a fish and he'll eat for the rest of his (*stab*) life.

[-] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Give a man fire, he'll be warm for a while, set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

[-] protist@retrofed.com 4 points 2 hours ago

This one is different if you're reading vs saying it though, I would def emphasize syllables differently for "The old man" (subj) vs "The old" (subj) "man" (verb)

[-] PantaloonMonsoon@sh.itjust.works 29 points 5 hours ago

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

[-] flying_wotsit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 hours ago

Police police police police police police police police police police.

[-] guy@piefed.social 7 points 5 hours ago

This one took me a couple of rereads lol

[-] IndignantIguana@piefed.social 24 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I feel a lot more like I did when I got here than I do now.

[-] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 hours ago

Thats a good one i like that

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

There isn't a place on Earth I'd rather not be

[-] Mylemmypt@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

It was midnight and the sun was shining; The swallows were grazing, whilst the cows leapt from branch to branch; An old man, just 14 years old; Sitting upright on a rounded stone with four corners; Silent, he said: “The four greatest prophets were three: Abraham and Jeremiah!”

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 2 hours ago

these are falsehoods, not ambiguous nonsense

[-] cadekat@pawb.social 42 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I have zero people, therefore more people have been to Berlin than I have. If I had a sufficient number of people, this sentence could be false. I'd probably need to be a dictator of a medium sized country, but it's possible.

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[-] antianarchist@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 hours ago

Probably in chapter 1 of “How to Politician”

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

Python speakers unaffected

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