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My new friend!
(lemmy.nz)
Thank you for creating arachnid content!
Thanks for engaging! Who are your spider friends?
There's Matilda, the widow who built her web by the front door. She comes out each night. I haven't seen Gretchen, the garage widow, in a few months.
The inside has a bunch of pholcidae, many of whom are getting collossal. If you get too close they do frantic press-ups in their webs.
Pretty sure this is a Salticus scenicus, or Zebra Spider
zebra is a horse, this is an anarchid
I thought a zebra was the pedestrian crossing in the UK
no, it sounds similar, but it's spelled with a y
A yebra?
zebya
It is! Thanks for engaging!
Thank you for creating friend content!
Does it have AI?
No! It has I! Thanks for engaging!
Thank you for creating weewee burrower content!
Thanks for engaging! It's a babie!
Our zebra jumping spider friend is named Calcifer. I hope that your friend has a long and happy life, and is not tempted by the empty promises of the Mobilek.
What would a Mobilek do with a spider? Thanks for engaging!
Why, the Mobilek seeks eyes above all else, and oh how many eyes a spider has!
this is not a zebra
And who made you the Funhole-resident zebra expert?
zebra is my top 3 animales, so i would know a difference between anarchid and a zebra horse
Careful, if it bites you, you could become allergic to beef.
I thought you where joking. But i looked it up and its called Alpha-Gal syndrome, caused by a tick (not a spider)
yes, it's a real vril conspiracy to turn the world population vegan.
vril are so cool
wtf
It's just a babie! Thanks for engaging!
Spider man is vegan, that's why he's way less strong than superman
why did he eat aunt may?
I thought he ate Mary-Jane!
that's how you make a woman love you, i think
She resembled a cauliflower
i dunno, the new one is pretty hot and doesnt look like a cauliflower
You saying cauliflowers aren't hot?
depends on how you prepare them, though i wouldn't want to eat uncooked cauliflower
Nothing can prepare them for what I do
did you know that in the original script of pulp fiction, when theyre talking about hamburgers, john travolta actually says 'royale with cauliflower', but when they shot it, john fumbled the line and accidentally said cheese instead. they left it in because nobody noticed
No, but now you've recontextualised the whole film for me.
Please refrain from doing this.
Needs more beans
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Fire is hot! Thanks for engaging!
Thank you for live action Lucas the Spider.
How do you know its name is Lucas? Thanks for engaging!
Thank you for making new friend content
Thanks for engaging! Who are your spider friends?
Spider and spider
Cute smol guy
Yeah! Thanks for engaging!
this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2026
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