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[-] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 hour ago

No turn signal MFers.

[-] becausechemistry@piefed.social 19 points 3 hours ago

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… Disproportionate Response Man!

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2011-10-20

[-] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

Completely proportionate. Many people die from the laziness of people who refuse to flick a switch.

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Pretty sure that's just Justice Lord Superman.

[-] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 hours ago

Beamers beware!

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 hours ago

Lmao holy crap

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 9 points 6 hours ago

You'd probably like the movie Shoot 'Em Up.

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 18 points 9 hours ago

Going too easy on him.

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 62 points 11 hours ago

The hero we need but don’t deserve

[-] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 34 points 10 hours ago

Me_irl 🥹

You can drive however, just fucking tell me what you're doing so I can navigate safely around you 🥹

[-] criss_cross@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

How many people have you ripped in half to date?

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 50 points 11 hours ago

I don't think he's gonna be using turn signals any time soon.

[-] ArfArfWoof@europe.pub 36 points 10 hours ago

Also not gonna be intentionally not using them.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 9 hours ago

Idea: cars all have too much AI in them anyway, let's make good use of it. If a car detects that the driver turns or changes lanes without signaling 5 times in a row, it caps the speed to 50 km/h (or 30 in an urban area) for 5 minutes. Make this a mandatory safety feature in all new cars, like how they make noises if you don't wear a seatbelt.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

The fact that modern cars are backseat drivers but not competent drivers is why I don't own a car anymore. Don't get me wrong, I used signals, but it's a million little nitpicks that add up. They're features for other people, not the user, that I'm only buying because I have no real choice. Heaven forbid any actual legal enforcement of those rules by people - it must be done by making products more annoying.

Cars (and humans) can either drive for me or STFU about my driving.

[-] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 5 hours ago

Lets not make it unsafe for other people.

Just add a really loud horn every time they forget their turn signal.

[-] chisel@piefed.social 7 points 3 hours ago

Unironically, this is the best solution. Make it more annoying to not use the signal than to use it. Shake the wheel, sound an alarm, nudge back into the lane. Make using turn signals the selfish option. Lots of cars already do this to some small extent.

[-] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 6 hours ago

Ah yes, make things even more dangerous by forcing people to drive too slow on the highway.

[-] bob_lemon@feddit.org 33 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I'm all for punishing bad drivers, but absolutely no need for AI there.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 8 hours ago

How do you detect these occurrences then? You can't differentiate a lane change from a curving road without analyzing the environment.

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago

You think we need AI for a car to do that?

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 hours ago

I mean you do if you want investors pumped up while you plan your golden parachute exit

[-] Get_Off_My_WLAN@fedia.io 6 points 6 hours ago

Back when I had a car, it had lane-keeping assistance. It followed road lines and edges automatically, which meant it also resisted turning into any lines and edges it detected if you didn't have your signal on. Could probably keep a counter for lane changes and turns at marked intersections.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, that's AI in my book. It's almost certainly the output of machine learning using lots of sensor data, trained on mountains of older data. How is that not AI?

[-] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

machine learning is not ai

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