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[-] modus@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Is he playing Madden in his Police Cruiser?

[-] myyass@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

I lost the game, but Ice cream for everyone anyway!

[-] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 60 points 1 day ago

If your hobby makes you upset and you take it out on spouse and kids, you need therapy and a new hobby.

[-] lemonhead2@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

also your wife and kid need to leave u asap

[-] restingOface@quokk.au 10 points 1 day ago
[-] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

Have you considered putting various conclusions on a plastic sheet?

[-] yucandu@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

One symptom of autism is having difficulty detecting sarcasm.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 17 hours ago

It's text. There are absolutely people who would non-sarcastically say that.

[-] IamMoonPie@lemmy.world -1 points 13 hours ago

One symptom of dipshitism is not realizing some things you don’t even fucking joke about.

[-] Stolas@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

This made me shiver, it's so scary.

I hope however took the screenshot reported it.

[-] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago

It's someone making an obvious joke if it makes you feel amy better.

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Yeah definitely but it's sad to know this probably happens sometimes somewhere.

[-] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago

Or it's fake

this post was submitted on 14 Sep 2026
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