“The Great Guillotini”. He is just missing a top hat.

Mr Choptato

Charlie choplin

What, is the obvious "Sir Gilly Tine" not good enough for you?

Eat the rich

Clippy

Snippy.

Choppy McChopface. Obviously.

His name is Guillermo. Guillermo the Guillotine.

but Guy La Tine instead

Guillerme O'tine

Guy O'tine (he's half Irish)

Tips Welcome

Oh, it does circumcisions too? Neat.

Donnie Debillionizer

Chap Chopper

I'm gonna have to go with the classic choice of Guillotiny McGuillotineface

Bill O'tean

Guillaume

None I have come up with are Satisfactory.

That one's already taken anyway.

Before we get a name, is this crochet or knit?

Gilligan.

You ever watch the old show ? I was pretty sure Gilligan was actually intentionally fucking up their chance to leave the island because he was just a sociopath.

And always feined ignorance.

🤨

Feckless the coward. He’s there with potential but he has no power, and no one is willing to use him!

pillowtine

Gillie.

Robert McCall

Gui O'Tine

Gilles O'Tine.

Billionaire Muncher, Billy for short

Guy O'tine (he's half Irish)

Guillaume Fontaine de la Cou D'cramoisie

Fun prank: put a real blade underneath the wool

Praxis Pete

Mister Guillo

Mr. Guillotine head.

Mr Sieze-the-means-of-production!

Mr Guy O'Tien. French mother and an Irish papa.