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[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Anon paid a prostitute to feel great for five minutes? Yeah, sounds like what happens.

[-] reader@lemmy.zip 118 points 3 days ago

fake: anon has $160

gay: anon didn't have sex

[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 42 points 3 days ago

$160 can buy a lot of tendies. ๐Ÿค”

[-] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 days ago

๐Ÿค” we talking regular tendies or Dino tendies?

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Dino ones are always cheapest here. It's also nice that they are shaped like what they are made of.

[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

I don't mean to call you out like this, but I've only ever seen dino nuggies and never tendies.

[-] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ my whole life has been a lie!

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

In this economy? Regular my man.

[-] nullspace@lemmy.world 91 points 3 days ago

OP so disgusting even the escort was looking for a way out.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 77 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This idiot didn't even offer a woman in distress eggs. How did he think he'd help her without eggs??

[-] grainfed@quokk.au 30 points 3 days ago

Her acting classes are paying off. It's not Shakespeare yet, but fun practicing real acting.

[-] VicVinegar@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

You left the Gundam models in plain sight, didn't you, anon?

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

My fear of getting robbed and beaten was the main reason I never tried it.

I never considered this potential scam. I suppose there are others.

this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2026
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