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[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 6 hours ago

2 people, 0 vegetarians, 4 o'clock

The answer is summed for brevity

[-] 87Six@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 hours ago

If you ask multiple questions in one phrase my brain can't handle it sorry

[-] vrek@programming.dev 8 points 3 hours ago

Honest question, if I have to ask for 3 pieces of information, would it help if I sent it in 3 messages?

Message 1: how many people are coming to dinner?

Message 2: are any vegetarian?

Message 3: what time are they arriving?

Personally I would prefer the 1 message with 3 questions vs the 3 messages with 1 question each(many messages in short time make me think something is wrong and urgent), what's your preference?

[-] clubb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 hours ago

It's a lot easier with separate messages. The visual separation helps a lot.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 3 hours ago

Interesting. Thanks for the quick response.

Really the only thing that really annoys me over text is yes/no to not yes/no questions.

Me: I've had a long day so was going to just pick up dinner on way home, do you want pizza or burgers?

Partner: yes

[-] fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 35 minutes ago

Would I like one of those? Yeah I would

[-] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 32 minutes ago

I literally just felt my blood pressure increase...

[-] clubb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

The answer is clear. BOTH. Or just ask them to answer 1 or 2 to these kind of questions, if you're not gonna let them indulge.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 2 hours ago
[-] clubb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

This is... Definitely something... Just do this every time your partener isn't clear enough abou their intentions. They'll clarify real quick.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 1 points 2 hours ago

Lol, sorry result of a 30 second search, especially the pickles and mayo make me think twice.

I knew a place with a cheeseburger pizza but it was basically just a regular pizza with cheedar cheese and ground beef.

[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 hours ago

I've noticed that with my partner with ADHD, and also my sister with ADHD. Neither can easily deal with multiple topics in one message. Curious.

[-] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 hours ago

Would you say... they have a deficit... of attention? 😛

[-] arak@lemmy.today 8 points 5 hours ago

I'm husband, can confirm

[-] celia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 8 hours ago

6 people No vegetarians

He's responding sequentially

Rookie mistakes everyone makes, you gotta do fflush(std) after printf

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 7 hours ago

It's fine, we'll get to the bottom of this in at least 14 more texts.

[-] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 26 points 9 hours ago

I feel like whenever someone posts a reasonably relatable marriage meme on Lemmy, all the terminally single people show up to demonstrate exactly why no one will love them.

[-] hakase@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

The comments here are pretty mild. Lemmy's usually fine with it as long as it's "husband bad" and not "wife bad".

[-] Flying_Penguin@lemmy.zip 34 points 9 hours ago

Jokes on you normie. My AI waifu tells me she loves me all the time.

[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 5 hours ago

But can she count how many E's are in seventeen?

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 10 points 4 hours ago

Yes she can!!

[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 9 hours ago

You consider this one a "reasonably relatable marriage meme" or is this comment unrelated?

[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 16 points 8 hours ago

she said "couple of questions" but she asked 3. So the last one doesn't count. Also, she married him, pretty sure this isn't a new trait of him

[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 points 5 hours ago

He's having a stroke. Call an ambulance instead of shaming him online.

[-] Harvest2271@fedinsfw.app 7 points 9 hours ago

Rookie mistake. Always ask questions one by one

[-] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 hours ago

Shoot him for me thx 🤩

[-] FluidBeef@quokk.au 2 points 7 hours ago

Obviously he’d have said 1800 hours if it was time!

[-] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

7 is the correct response

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