I use flip flops inside my house and can't count the amount of time they have saved me from hitting my toes
Useless red circle
I broke one on each foot within 3 months. The right one is still healing.
That's the worst. I broke my small one on the right like that years ago, and it's been easy to rebreak it since. Sucks.
I broke the one next to it on both feet the same way years apart - by my foot going slightly under a piece of furniture and then me taking another step without noticing.
Suddenly understanding the Pentecostals who speak in tongues. A pain like that can only be expressed in the language of the angels.
Be ye not..
Okay but I also heard this in the sustained high notes of the Trolololo song. 😂
Minchia de kurva saatana!
I invent the best new profanities when I do this, but since it's usually at like 3am I then forget them by morning.
I speak several languages but, when nearly cutting my finger off a couple years ago, "ow!" apparently came out in English according to the wife. I guess that makes sense as it was my first language but, even moreso at the time than now, I was speaking Japanese much more than English.
Just happened to me today
I feel the meme
I'd be in too much pain to speak any of them.
I don't get it, how does the picture relate to the caption
suddenly you hear yourself swearing with swear words that you didn't even know that you knew
I've heard this happens with brain injuries, rarely, but I've never heard of it happening with toe injuries.
It's not literal, it's that you scream incoherent nonsense during the pain
Ah, ok, so like "speaking in tongues"
Yeah
I’m curious what is the joy that comes from trying to recreate the success of someone else’s post on another site.
Like going back in time with technology you still can’t explain how it works.
Imagine they are Robin Hood
Stealing from the rich (reddit corp)
To give to the needy (memes comm)
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