cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/51954371

Her courtroom is her home, and she sits there as the judge. She knows the house’s laws by heart— and with the law she will not fudge.

She listens to each argument with one unblinking stare, then silently decides that you were wrong for sitting in her chair.

The charge: her bowl was empty— well, she saw the bottom through.

The verdict: guilty, obviously. The culprit? Clearly you.

No pleading and no bargaining. No case can be dismissed.

And treats shall be delivered from the court’s approved snack list.

So mind your step and watch yourself— her rulings are quite firm. For every household member will someday get their turn.

She runs a tight courtroom, and justice gets no nudge—

This home belongs to Her Honor... and with the law, she will not fudge. ⚖️🐾