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I am a bit of an adrenaline junky
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Were you also wearing a white shirt at the time, you madlad?
Worse. I was wearing my favorite shirt.
You better have rubbed it in your nose to give yourself wasabi treatment.
Are...are there...other uses for this stuff?
Yes, I don't kink shame =)
Don't talk to me until you've grabbed a product in the supermarket that has the "Open here" text and, instead of opening there, you've opened it AT HOME, you coward.
But when I got it home it was here.
No hormones or chemicals? Has to be the healthiest food produced in America.
It is by far the healthiest condiment, with salt being its primary vice.
Me looking at that vague "SPICES" that could be anything
Yellow No. 5
A little bit of mustard in my life,
A little bit of marigold by my side,
A little bit of lemon's all I need,
A little bit of gold is what I see
"Yes officer, that man right there."
Left handed, I see.
Or maybe teeth handed?
or right handed and the packet was flipped before placing on the table for the pic
Surely can't be more adrenalin junkie than that :)
The old "mustard in the urethra" trick, eh?
Does it stop being a trick when it's a standard practice?
Become ungovernable.
You can't be tamed.
Absolute anarchy
Now eat the packet you coward.
You rebel! Next you'll remove the tag off the pillows, and no one can stop you!
Is the joke here that you did not cry where the packet instructed you to cry?
The first title I considered was "Shed and placed a tear as directed. Got fed up waiting for something to happen. Solved problem by thinking outside the box. Strangest lemon paste I've tried yet. 8/10 for vague directions."
do you call them sachets?
Maybe. Like, sa-cheTs? Or Sa-shays?
this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2026
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