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JD Vance Pleads With Voters: 'Give Us Another Chance'
(www.rollingstone.com)
For what? Ruining the country even further?
So they can pilfer even more money!
Just wait until we've taken all your power to resist away!
"If we could just replace a few more supreme court justices, we promise we'll turn the republic full authoritarian."
“Give us another chance,” Vance pleaded with prospective voters in a Tuesday appearance on the All In podcast. “Give us another couple years to continue to work on the amazing things that we’ve been doing for the past two years.”
Give us another chance means you fucked up but it also was amazing work?
Wow
I am often amazed by how up they can fuck things so it kinda works.
“I’ll keep talking shit on my wife and children for making America brown… I promise. Wait! Why are you upset?“
*dirty. Making America "dirty"
Campaigned on affordability, releasing the Epstein files, and not starting another war. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
How's that going?
Does he not know that this is Trump's second term?
It’s in reference to the midterms
It's also Trump's second midterm.
Same energy as this. Hopefully with the same results:
What is the background on that gif?
That's Jeb Bush during his failed run for the GOP Presidential nomination. He was doing a stump speech and after he made a point, where he expected there to be applause, the crowd was silent, so he asked them to please clap. It went viral and his campaign tanked as a result.
Fuck a couch on YouTube. At this point what could it hurt, and who knows, maybe voters would dig it. I mean your base IS a bunch of racist pervs.
Please do this. Please.
If he does I'll vote for him, not really but agreed he should
Blackmirror S1E1 the "Pigfucker" episode - which was a reference to a real life political scandal:
Immediately came to mind
Begging
He's gonna have to at least say thank you
Thumbnail is the last thing the old pope saw in his dreams before waking up (briefly) to crushing chest pain and the smell of toast.
It's also what his couch sees when jd is in the mood.
I wouldn’t if I were American
Pathetic, even for him
Your gonna fucking die asshole. How soon is up to you
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