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submitted 4 days ago by LazyBaby@lemmy.zip to c/gaming@lemmy.world

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/71569981

I'm sorry I think flashlight memes are funny no matter how many I see

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[-] justdaveisfine@piefed.social 62 points 4 days ago

Also flashlights in games: Has 5 minutes of battery power, flickers for some reason if something spooky is nearby, cannot be duct taped to the shotgun under any circumstances.

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 39 points 4 days ago

Turning off the light will recharge the battery somehow.

[-] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

It's clearly one of those shake flashlights that only have a capacitor.

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 14 points 4 days ago

At least Metro 2033 have the courtesy of making you charge the flashlight, and i love the game for that.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 days ago

I remember cheap plastic body flashlights where the battery springs had worn out a little back in the 90’s sometimes having issues where the batteries wouldn't stay positioned inside quite right, so moving it around it might flicker as they shifted or it would shut off entirely if the batteries slipped out of "alignment". Usually you'd just thump it a few times until they settled back in right. But they lasted plenty long, and didn't just flicker on their own.

Those seem to be what game flashlights are based off of, which is especially silly with how long cheap super bright LED flashlights with no battery looseness have been around now.

[-] Demdaru@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Ding ding ding. Same reason most horrors take place in the early 2000 or before. Modern tech killed horror - we are constantly connected and tech is somewhat infallible.

Also, about batteries - sometimes aluminium foil IIRC folded a few times and inserted beneath the battery worked.

[-] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Great, now I'm going to have Terry Akers nightmares tonight.

[-] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Meanwhile, shotguns in games are all over the place. They have a range of like 30 feet, at 31 they are garbage. Meanwhile, irl, buckshot remains effective at 90-150ft.

However, body armor is very effective at stopping buckshot IRL (necessitating aiming at unarmored parts), but seems irrelevant in games.

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

The shotgun range thing is mostly because almost no shooters have realistically scaled combat areas.

[-] ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago

Well yeah, it's really hard to see people who are far away.

[-] paraphrand@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Indirect bounce is expensive.

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Eh, you could fake the above with global illumination.

To my knowledge, they don't do that, especially in horror games, because there's no real way to know how bright the players' screen is. It would kill any tension, if you could clearly spot the monster out of the corner of your eye/view.

And similarly, it would kill horror moments, if another player never sees the monster at their screen edges. By narrowing it down to just the circle, you can control a lot better whether the player sees the monster or not...

[-] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 7 points 4 days ago
[-] WraithGear@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

sure, but most games don’t respect over all darkness anyway. it’s looking day for night everywhere i go, and that’s being heavy handed on the darkness differs

[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Lighting still really hard, yo.

[-] thingsiplay@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

Raytracing ON vs Raytracing OFF.

[-] 64bithero@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Digital foundry would like a word …

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

"in RL". Can't read "RL" without thinking about Rocket League...

this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2026
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