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[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 101 points 5 days ago

fake: anon talked to another human being

gay: man flew hundreds of miles to stay at another man's house for the weekend

[-] cass1312@piefed.blahaj.zone 70 points 5 days ago

I did 100% think they were gonna get married until like halfway through lol.

[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 31 points 5 days ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 days ago

I assume the bald one is the bear. But which one is gay?

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 days ago

The bear's wife

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 70 points 4 days ago

I'm beginning to notice that greentexts are about more mature topics nowadays. I feel like users of 4chan are less angsty teenagers.

I mean they still address rather unique situations but there's more nuance and depth and generally strangely an acceptance of gender fluidity, or at least finding love regardless of it.

I conclude that it's all fake and gay

[-] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 79 points 4 days ago

There's a timestamp at the top, this post is almost 10 years old.

People always seem to try and characterize 4chan as a homogenous userbase, but it's possibly the only place on the internet where transphobic and trans-porn posts sit next to each other

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 35 points 4 days ago

To be fair, transphobes often fetishize trans people

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

Same as it ever was.

A lot of users here at BTB listeners and the latest episode is going into how eugenics was formed out of a fetish.

[-] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Yup. Francis Galton was a fucking perv... and not in the good way!

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 days ago

This post IS 10 years old

[-] katze@lemmy.4d2.org 22 points 4 days ago

nowadays

Clearly you haven't been to 4chan in at least 5 years, if ever. /b/ nowadays is 100% porn; posts like these I have not seen since forever.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago

/b/tard from the beginning to the late 00s here: it’s always been mostly porn, just worse kinds back then

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 4 days ago

It's all fun and games until you happen upon a gif of a German shepherd getting hit in the face with a shovel.

[-] katze@lemmy.4d2.org 1 points 3 days ago

Yeah no. Back in 2009 there was maybe 30% porn, but lots of actually random threads. Nowadays it is really 100% porn.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

I haven’t been there since 2009 lawl. Prior to that, it was a ton of porn, a lot of hentai, very little furry. Usually a gore thread on the front page at any given time. Lots of attempts at humor, and a few that actually worked. The VERY occasional real-life thread, other than “camwhores.” I loved Midnight Snacks; Snacks done learned me some great music back in the day. I loved the wordfilters—my partner and I still use some of them with each other.

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

You've got me, I only get filtered down posts like this

[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago

I do want to know the story of the bear who switched places with a human, though.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 days ago
[-] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago

Baldy was just plagiarizing Disney movies.

And anon didn't notice, cause they only watch anime.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 4 days ago

Isn't that part of BG3?

this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2026
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