FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them (gizmodo.com)

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[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 hour ago

FBI: Don't trust any woman who is willing to date an Ice agent. They may be trying to gain information.

Everyone else: Don't trust any woman who is willing to date an Ice agent. They have bad decision making skills

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 23 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

When you have to hide on the job because you are scared, everyone hates what you do, loathes what you stand for, and the FBI tells you that finding love will be difficult and not to trust it:

[-] kalapala@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 hour ago

But can they still can trust the men wanting to date them?

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

Yes, totally 🗡️

I mean uh how did that get there

whistles nonchalantly

[-] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 hours ago

Afraid they will pull a Freddie Oversteegen?

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