Why didn't they AirTag Jesus? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[-] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

I heard that someone involved wasn't a fan of Apple

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Walled Garden, eh? Shitty HOA I've heard

[-] lemmygarden@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

It is an old school low tech air tag. First you have to kill every non Jewish person in the middle east. Then you have to build a great Jewish temple, preferably on top of a super holy Muslim mosque. Then you need to place some red heifer cows around the temple. About 9 of them. Preferably from Texas. It's a whole thing. Trust me bro. Once you turn it on, then you find Jesus. Source - American evangelical psychopaths.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

They did, right in the hands

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

I used to be an adventurer like you

[-] Vegan_Joe@anarchist.nexus 2 points 2 weeks ago

Apparently it's already easy to find Jesus. Just ask any Evangelical.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

They haven't been too helpful after I pressed them for information about Adamgelicals

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