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Why aren't dogs allowed in bars?
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I think it should be "They can't handle their licker"
They also have a tendency to stick their nose up to people's bums without prior warning. This may be considered unwelcome by some patrons. Though I think dogs are allowed in many bars around here. Can't say I've ever seen someone mistake a snoot for a creeps hand though. What an emotional coaster that would be. Going from holy shit someone's molesting me to oh shit their adorable in all of 2 seconds.
Always thought how funny bars would be if humans interacted like dogs. Sniffing each other and marking territory
this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2026
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