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[-] 69420@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

I once tried to make my belt longer by attaching my watch to it. That was a waist of time.

[-] daychilde@lemmy.world 0 points 19 hours ago

"I just spent a hundred dollars on a new belt, but I had to throw it away because it didn't fit. You know, it's not so much that I spent that much money that bothers me, it's the huge waste."

I think it could be improved from that, but that's the direction I'd take it in. :)

[-] 64bithero@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It’s a phat pun

this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2026

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