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el tigre
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This is AI slop
But consider: which of the tiger's appendages can you yank for amusement if you're a gibbon?
Just become a zookeeper and you get to take care a tiger cub. Problemo solved.
you have to be the right kind of zoowarden. my friend who works with the elephants never gets to bring any cool animals home. a friend lived next door to the big cat lady and she brought home a cub any time they had one.
A well fed tiger is not that dangerous. If you keep it that way it might even let you give it snuggles!
Fucking. Stop. Me.
I read this not as a challenge but as an actual plea, because you know you won't be able to stop yourself if one day the opportunity to pet a tiger appeared
You can't tell me what to do!
I still have seven of my fingers left from last time!
...but what if I go "psspsspss" and the tiger comes up to me?
Then they are either very cool or you are very dead. Either way, worth it.
You're not my Dad.
you can pet a tiger at least once
If dangerous, why fluffy and friend shaped?
Proof that life isn't fair
Your user name is ๐๐ค
Booo, I downvote this oppression!!
(Not really, just joking)
Someone messed up and put "not" all over this picture, other than that though it's a good guide
Big kitty. Must pet anyway.
The spot on his back just before his tail looks like fair game. My kitty also likes that spot, but mostly wants face pets.
There's one place you can pet it still. You'll never guess where.
Ah. But you can catch it by the toe.
el tigre? Who took the boop?
Anyone else now thinking of the scene in Red Dragon where the blind woman does a little sneaky "turn and cough" check on the sedated tiger?
Only in Kenya.
You definitely can but it takes a long time and you have to say "chhfchhffchff" not "psspsspsspss" because that's not tiger language.
Essentially you have to be around when the liger is born.
I really want to pet a tiger though. Even if its the last thing I do
Pet a cheetah instead, they're chill.
weeelllllll, you can do the slightly drugged Tigers in places like Thailand, ketamine and fed I assume before you're allowed to pet them? because you're not petting one any other way ...at all.
As to the ethics of that, welllll, we destroy their habitat and have nearly made them go extinct and that seems perfectly acceptable, soooo. Just to be clear I have not done this personally.
Its nasty to do that to a tiger, but if people want to feed me, get me high on ketamine and pet me I'm fine with it.
the slightly drugged Tigers in places like Thailand, ketamine and fed
Rawr I'm a tiger come capture me, Thailand
They will call you a tiger toucher
when was the last time the tiger ate and how full of a meal was it?
this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2026
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