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[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 48 points 5 days ago

French literature: “I will die for love”

American literature: “I will die for freedom”

Russian literature: “I will die”

[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 12 points 5 days ago

Dostoevsky self reporting a bit here

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

My wife is academically smart but seat of the pants stupid, I am academically a dumbass but a genius on the fly.

Its a good system.

"Honey, this is becoming very much a you problem!"

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 9 points 5 days ago

Considering I didn't spot the BPD in my ex anywhere near early enough makes me the idiot.

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

You didn't know what BPD was until after it was over, if you're like anyone else who dated someone who was BPD.

abusive people prey on the ignorant and kind folks who can't ID their behaviors as toxic.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 4 days ago

I'm pretty sure she didn't either. I'm pretty sure she still doesn't. She thinks she's the victim. But I'm not bitter.

[-] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 days ago

Over here we take turns being the idiot.

[-] kr4sky@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

And what if you have two idiots? Is that super love, or do they cancel each other out?

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

If you have two idiots, then you're the third wheel, AKA the cameraman..

Rule 34

[-] kr4sky@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

There’s no love for the cameraman but at least he never dies.

[-] massacre@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"And if you have to ask which one you are..." --also Dostoevsky

I am enough idiot for several polycules.

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Don't mistake intelligence with knowing shit or particular habits.

Most of my exes think I'm an idiot because I don't setup the dishwasher the same way as they would.

[-] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 4 points 5 days ago

I know what you are but what am I

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Do you pronounce Fyodor to rhyme with Theodore or Hodor?

[-] GTG3000@programming.dev 2 points 5 days ago

The russian pronunciation would be closer to Hodor.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 days ago

What an abusive shitbag.

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