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[-] glimse@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

I fucking hate when people repost shit in first person.

You didn't grow shit. I don't think the person who run this bot is capable of growing a carrot because there's not a reddit meme with the steps

[-] Bo7a@piefed.ca 16 points 3 days ago

Here is one I actually grew. I think it looks like a tiny devil's sexy leather pants.

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[-] glimse@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

That carrot's about to put you in restraints

[-] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Pretty sure this meme is so old it can legally drink beer.

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I think this predates the modern definition. Remember when meme referred to a very specific type of image edit and not just like, any photo that gets shared?

[-] boonhet@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Those were called image macros and were only ever one type of meme

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

I remember when "meme" was a flakey concept dreamed up Richard Dawkins.

[-] lokalhorst@feddit.org 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Shouldn't this be marked as a reddit repost? People are interacting with the bot as if it was real person that grew this vegetable.

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

These bathroom gender signs are getting out of hand.

[-] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 3 days ago
[-] GardenGeek@europe.pub 1 points 3 days ago

That one isn't a bot but a user trying to bring more content to lemmy... maybe with questionable means.

[-] rimu@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

They are using multiple accounts to try to mask it. I'm not sure but it seems like about 4 to 6 different accounts all run by the same guy.

It is a deluge. It is deceptive. No one opted in to it.

Why is he banned Is it illegal to fuck carrots now

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Got a temp ban for abusing the unlimited posts right, being unresponsive for days at a time, acting\assuming the role of a bot, the bot unfixable, and some Rule 1 counts.

Carrots are still good-to-go.

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Took long enough. Better late than never

Yeah sorry just learned

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

"That carrot is hung like a horse" is not something You hear often.

[-] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago
[-] gatitaQwQ@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago
[-] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Stupid sexy carrots

[-] gatitaQwQ@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

'-' There's nothing sexy about carrot legs, strange fetish people.

[-] susieq0044@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 days ago

If only I could be 14 again!

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