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[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 116 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 42 points 2 weeks ago
[-] essell@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Are you gonna call GI Joe?

[-] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] essell@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

But only half the battle

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

body massage

[-] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 weeks ago

OP just made an asp of himself.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

That constricts all my respect.

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Impressively bad snake identification, really. Two of the most distinctive and different-looking snakes in the world, with one of the primary differences currently on full and prominent display ... and OP just confused them.

[-] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago

OP probably just found the picture. OOP probably just found a picture of a snake in a computer and made the joke, not caring it’s actually a cobra.

I don’t think most people can identify five breeds of snakes reliably, but I think most people know a cobra when they see it, due to the fins or whatever they’re called. Like you know when you hear a rattlesnake (I assume; I’ve never encountered one).

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It could, theoretically but probably not, be a multilayered joke about thinking you installed Python but actually installing something else, like any of the other snake-themed programming thingies or straight-up malware.

[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 weeks ago
[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Put a cup of coffee in to instal Java (I don't know if it'll work, I'm not a programmer).

[-] SatyrSack@quokk.au 17 points 2 weeks ago

Leave it out in the rain to install Rust

[-] naeap@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

Depends on the cup

This is a highly technical thing can't be easily achieved by everyone

[-] y0kai@anarchist.nexus 15 points 2 weeks ago

nope thats a true danger noodle

[-] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Cyber@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago

I don't see it discontinued, just 0.9.6 has been very stable for 13 years

(/s)

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Seriously I see two PCI slots and potentially AGP as well. That case looks early 2000s too.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Python now has root access.

You have been removed from root access.

[-] bss03@infosec.pub 7 points 2 weeks ago

I ordered CORBA, not a cobra!

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 6 points 2 weeks ago

Import fangs,cool_neckflaps

[-] WesternInfidels@feddit.online 4 points 2 weeks ago

Sure sure it's easy enough to install these things no one ever thinks about the difficulties of the uninstall process though

[-] 20cello@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Me when I accidentally replace the system python.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

PIPE TO /DEV/NULL!

PIPE TO /DEV/NULL!

[-] Hedup@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Why is my Python not working?

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Do they come in RGB?

[-] tunetardis@piefed.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

I know, I know, I should set up a terrarium virtual environment. But sometimes that's such a bother.

this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2026
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