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[-] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 7 points 21 hours ago

See, now that's the kind of rare commitment I want to see from my anesthesiologist.

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 94 points 1 day ago

I mean, if the universe is gonna hand you that joke on a silver platter....

I know a Dr. Payne who is a dentist and a Dr. Kokane who studies addiction using cocaine.

[-] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

One of my relatives said she knew a gynecologist named Dr. Hole.

[-] Okokimup@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Had an obgyn in my old town named Dr. Beaver.

[-] Kirp123@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

There are quite a few people with the last name Butts. Wonder how many of them are proctologists.

[-] boonhet@lemmy.zip 2 points 19 hours ago

If it wasn't for the bullying I'd absolutely name my child Seymour if I was a Butts

[-] The_v@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Former coworkers last name was Boob.

Sadly she was a horticulturist not a plastic surgeon. She fainted at the sight of blood.

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago
[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Kind of a stretch - gastroenterology covers the whole digestive system from the esophagus down. A proctologist is a "butt doctor".

[-] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 15 points 1 day ago

Dr. Kokane

Bro literally planned his entire life around a pun

[-] DokPsy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Shoutout to Dr Killam, family loves that guy

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Meanwhile someone made the CHOICE to name the fictional Doctor Killdare.

[-] anothermember@feddit.uk 55 points 1 day ago

The opposite of nominative determinism?

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 day ago
[-] einlander@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago
[-] Equinox1289@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Fated nominative determinism.

[-] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

first (medical) Dr. Newton in my family

interesting qualifier, I wanna know the beef

[-] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

Dr Richard "Dick" Chopp is (was?) a urologist specializing in vasectomies.

[-] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 day ago

Well, if she'd gone into Physics instead of becoming one, maybe the legacy would've continued?

Though, NGL, I'm all aboard for Dr. Sleeper. ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿผ

FWIW, the surgeons that extracted my wisdom teeth back when were a private practice duo, called Drs. Fear and Hitchcock.

The former was incredibly tall & slim (~7ft!) with Doc Brown hair, while the latter was round-ish, bald, and liked to stand in the periphery.

Their only competition for young adult dentistry, et al? A certain Dr. Gentle, though he was quietly known for being anything but.

The scary ones are those that mask their true nature with misleading presentation. My guys? Led with exactly how things were gonna go. They even had overlarge paisley wallpaper "so your anesthesia cocktail turns them into amoebae". Legends. ๐Ÿ˜…

[-] Equinox1289@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Fated nominative determinism.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I read about an OB/GYN named Dr. Fingerhood.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

The Doctor Is In

[-] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Good name for a British railroad designer too.

this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2026
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Nominative Determinism

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Nominative determinism is the hypothesis that people tend to gravitate towards areas of work that fit their names. The term was first used in the magazine New Scientist in 1994, after the magazine's humorous "Feedback" column noted several studies carried out by researchers with remarkably fitting surnames. These included a book on polar explorations by Daniel Snowman and an article on urology by researchers named Splatt and Weedon. These and other examples led to light-hearted speculation that some sort of psychological effect was at work.

This is a community for posting real-world examples of names that by coincidence are funny in context. A link to the article or site is preferable, as well as a screenshot of the funny name if it's not in the headline. Try not to repost, and keep it fun!

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