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[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

... God he's just so stupid. Like I know abstractly he's an idiot fascist, but then shit like this drops and it's just getting beat over the head with how damn stupid he is. Fucking hell.

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

i bet that there's some historical and silly diplomatic dance that you have to do when it comes to this question.

[-] Bongles@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

The ones we're supposedly running out of?

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

that might be the least absurd part of the whole thing

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Presumably his answer was "We don't need more overpriced crap we can't service ourselves, we already have Apple"

David Perdue told Fox News on Sunday: “President Trump continues to say, hey, we sell arms to other people around the world."

I think 3 or 4 presidencies from now Donald will manage to determine from first principles that the US "rules based order" is a protection racket.

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