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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

i like to chop them up and sprinkle them on sandwiches

[-] darthelmet@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

This has some 4chan green text food horror story vibes.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

You can also try two beers. Just two beers.

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago

I genuinely wish I liked olives. I loved them so much as a kid I can actually remember the moment my taste buds began rejecting them. Was a mega bummer. Still like the oil tho, drink it often

[-] dismay3915@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago
[-] DrSoap@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

It keeps the tubes smooooth

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)
[-] DrSoap@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago
[-] djdarren@piefed.social 43 points 1 day ago
[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Wait, how many olives have you got in there?

[-] djdarren@piefed.social 2 points 3 hours ago
[-] Hupf@feddit.org 15 points 1 day ago

4:38 am: There is another...

[-] stopforgettingit@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

rats, I am seeing this after I made a PB&J when I could have had 30 or 40 olives instead :(

[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

I've got some on the tree out front. Should I just go raw dawg em?

[-] ElDuderino@lemmus.org 2 points 18 hours ago

Is olives the new beans?

[-] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 76 points 1 day ago

Good to know which users are funded by big olive.

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yo shut the FUCK up. Just eat da olive.

[-] iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works 3 points 21 hours ago

this sounds like an advertisement from ants in my eyes johnson

[-] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Replace with baby dill pickles/gherkins :3

[-] BloePeUDB@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Missing out on all the calories!

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 50 points 1 day ago

The worst part about growing up, is that eventually olives no longer fit on your fingers 😔

[-] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago

I am indeed off work late tonight and a super early morning tomorrow morning, and I am indeed very hungry and have zero energy to cook. I also have a large jar of olives that haven’t been opened yet. Hmm. This seems like a great idea. Thanks OP!

[-] Okokimup@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Please report back on your lack of regret.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

not op. I regret nothing!

[-] UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago
[-] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Best of luck. Hope you have one of these.

[-] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Do olives make you poo? Ive eaten a lot of them before and not noticed issues

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 6 points 21 hours ago

Most foods make you poo, I think

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Of course, how else would I rinse my olives?

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