I genuinely wish I liked olives. I loved them so much as a kid I can actually remember the moment my taste buds began rejecting them. Was a mega bummer. Still like the oil tho, drink it often
You drink olive oil?
It keeps the tubes smooooth
This has some 4chan green text food horror story vibes.
You can also try two beers. Just two beers.
I've got some on the tree out front. Should I just go raw dawg em?
rats, I am seeing this after I made a PB&J when I could have had 30 or 40 olives instead :(
Is olives the new beans?
4:38 am: There is another...
this sounds like an advertisement from ants in my eyes johnson
Replace with baby dill pickles/gherkins :3
Missing out on all the calories!
Good to know which users are funded by big olive.
Yo shut the FUCK up. Just eat da olive.
The worst part about growing up, is that eventually olives no longer fit on your fingers 😔
Behold! The olive spork...
The devil spoon!
Yeah, why'd they make the drainage slots so pareidolia?
I am indeed off work late tonight and a super early morning tomorrow morning, and I am indeed very hungry and have zero energy to cook. I also have a large jar of olives that haven’t been opened yet. Hmm. This seems like a great idea. Thanks OP!
Please report back on your lack of regret.
not op. I regret nothing!
Aw shit, I ate 50 olives.
Best of luck. Hope you have one of these.
Do olives make you poo? Ive eaten a lot of them before and not noticed issues
Most foods make you poo, I think
Got me lol
Of course, how else would I rinse my olives?
I don't buy green olives or macadamia nuts anymore.
If I have a whole jar of green olives, I eat a whole jar of green olives, one after the other. Same for the nuts.
You have not yet found a large enough jar.
Costco sells a half-gallon tub of Kalmata olives for 17 dollars.
Did I stutter?
No regrets? Unless you find the jar at the back of the fridge and it was opened six months ago.
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