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[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Hep A is the food one, hep b is the sex one, hep c is the blood one.

Little more complicated than that, but that's how you usually get them

[-] Freeposity@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I would not be surprised to learn that a major clam supplier refused to donate to Trump or buy a mem coin or some other such method they use to extort money from companies for government services.

[-] aizakku@sh.itjust.works 53 points 2 days ago
[-] athatet@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago
[-] A_norny_mousse@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

That's what I was going for!

[-] A_norny_mousse@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago

What's with 'muricans and cherry-picked bible literalism.

Just another fetish.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 13 points 2 days ago

All religious zealots do that. Dumb indoctrinated sheep

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

No matter how fucked those dumb sheep are, at least they can finally join the FBI.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago
[-] Freeposity@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

"Sure you fuck ONE sheep and they call you a sheep fucker for life. What about all the other times I never fucked a sheep?"

[-] Soulphite@reddthat.com 17 points 2 days ago
[-] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago

What a fucking loser.

[-] jve@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Wow…

Is that his own merch?

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

The more I look, the more of it I see...

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Well, no one was buying, so...

[-] jve@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

But like…. The head of the fbi…. Has his own merch?

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

He has his own custom liquor bottles. Yes. Grifts for days, man.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Honestly, how else do you expect high-profile criminals to pay him off to look the other way?

You can't exactly just venmo him a million dollars with a memo that says "bribe money."

[-] athatet@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Yes. It’s grifts all the way down.

[-] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 24 points 2 days ago

JD got confused between a couch and a conch

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Better name it "Hat A" and "Hat B". If you draw out of the same hat everyday, you are bound to get either two foods or two issues once in a while...

[-] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

'The FDA has recalled... Asparagus that was found to be contaminated with... 90's R&B hits-'

'God damnit Jim! Did you fuck with the recall hats again?'

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

ow my hatatitis

[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Remember when this wasn’t a thing because we had well funded, adequately staffed federal agencies whose entire flipping job was to prevent exactly this kind of thing from happening?

And then those safeguards were defunded, dismantled, or outright canceled by an administration and its allies whose policies conveniently prioritize corporate profits and revenue over the public interest?

Pepper Farm remembers.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago

At this point it's probably safer to go on a starvation diet.

[-] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

[Pulling paper out] Hepatitis

[Pulling 2nd paper out] with Clams..?

[-] dregan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2026
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