A good blowjob does not consist of deep throat or just using a mouth but tongue, lips, hands, other body parts, variety of pressure/speeds, and it highly involves speech and vocalizations. In short it is highly a multi modality event when done right.
It's so sad op hasn't had a good one :(
I'm alright, really. I was telling another commenter that the vibes and dynamic of the act just isn't my personal preference. It works out though because some people really dislike giving head for the exact same reasons.
This is a clever ploy to solicit offers of blowjobs.
There was one! Super cute but not very realistic considering the internet
The best part isn't when it's happening...it's just afterwards if they know good headplay.
It feels better if you have the erogenous tissue (foreskin, frenulum, ridged band).
This has to be bait.
No bait. I always skip past the scenes in porn too. My partners were always pretty upset, except one
The bait of a master.
They should have a formal title though. Something like, "Master of the bait". I mean, that's not it, but it's close.
I feel like this is ops humble brag about him having a big penis.
Could have a small mouth and a limber spine, you never know
I just had Bill Burr's voice stuck in my head and had to get a rant out
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